Byruz Database

Bagay sa yo maging Amo Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko _ Sana naging Tae kanalang! At Inidoro ako para mahulog ka sa akin! _ Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh _ Uhhmmm.. race track ka ba? … Ang ganda ng curves mo! _ Condom kaba? Bakit? I feel protected with you eh! _ Marimar, kaw ba yan? pwede ba akong maging sergio ng buhay mo? _ Pokemon kaba? Coz I choose you! _ tok! tok! tok! Pwede ba akong pumasok sa Puso mo? _ Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko, sa iyo ko natagpuan eh! _ Alarm Clock Kaba? Bakit? Ginising mo ang natutulog kung puso eh! _ May band aid ka? bakit? na sugatan kasi tuhod ko? Y? Coz i fall for you? _ Ang daming lagam! Ang sweet mo kasi! _ Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh. Puwede bang tawagin nalang kitang AKIN?” _ “Nakalunok ka ba ng kuwitis? Kasi pag ngumiti ka…may spark!” _ Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako! _ Kung bola ka, at ako ang player.. Maso-shoot ba kita? Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang ma-mi-miss! Enjoy!

1)Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? 2)Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. 3)BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. 4)BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? 5). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just 6) In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? A: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia why don't you try again or should i try this time." 7)GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... 8) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. 9)Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say p...