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Bagay sa yo maging Amo Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko _ Sana naging Tae kanalang! At Inidoro ako para mahulog ka sa akin! _ Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh _ Uhhmmm.. race track ka ba? … Ang ganda ng curves mo! _ Condom kaba? Bakit? I feel protected with you eh! _ Marimar, kaw ba yan? pwede ba akong maging sergio ng buhay mo? _ Pokemon kaba? Coz I choose you! _ tok! tok! tok! Pwede ba akong pumasok sa Puso mo? _ Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko, sa iyo ko natagpuan eh! _ Alarm Clock Kaba? Bakit? Ginising mo ang natutulog kung puso eh! _ May band aid ka? bakit? na sugatan kasi tuhod ko? Y? Coz i fall for you? _ Ang daming lagam! Ang sweet mo kasi! _ Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh. Puwede bang tawagin nalang kitang AKIN?” _ “Nakalunok ka ba ng kuwitis? Kasi pag ngumiti ka…may spark!” _ Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako! _ Kung bola ka, at ako ang player.. Maso-shoot ba kita? Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang ma-mi-miss! Enjoy!

Danny MacAskill, (born 23 December 1985) also known as 'Danny MegaSkill', is a Scottish trials cyclist, from Dunvegan on the Isle of Skye. He is 176 centimeters tall and works professionally as a street trials pro rider for Inspired Bicycles Ltd. He released 'April 2009', a five-and-a-half-minute street trials video, filmed by his flatmate Dave Sowerby, on YouTube on the 19th April 2009. The video quickly gained popular acclaim and widespread media attention. The video features stunts performed by MacAskill set to 'The Funeral' by Band of Horses. As of April 2009, MacAskill, who was brought up in Dunvegan on the Isle of Skye, had been practising for more than 12 years. He gave up his job as a mechanic so he could ride full time. He now lives in Edinburgh.[4] In June 2009, MacAskill appeared in the music video for Doves' single "Winter Hill". MacAskill also appeared in a TV-commercial for the new Volkswagen Golf Estate. On 16 November 2010 MacAskill...

Steps How to Manual * 1 Start pedaling to get to a moderately fast speed. Stand up on the bike and lean slightly over the handlebars with your elbows slightly bent. * 2 Pull up and back on the handlebars as you allow your hips to drop. Keep your upper body as close to straight up as possible in order to maintain balance as you enter into the manual. Try to get your front wheel between 6 inches and one foot off the ground. * 3 Hop up onto the object by squeezing your legs together against the bike and doing a small jump. Keep your weight far enough back on the bike to keep yourself in the manual. Look straight ahead at the end of the object you're trying to bunny hop-manual onto. * 4 Land on the back wheel and then either continue to manual or allow the front wheel to come back down so you can continue to pedal. So try it now!

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1)Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? 2)Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. 3)BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. 4)BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? 5). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just 6) In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? A: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia why don't you try again or should i try this time." 7)GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... 8) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. 9)Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say p...

Clcik Here for More Estoryahee jokes. Estoryahee! Ibibili kita ng salbabida. Kasi baka malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko. Crayola ka ba? Binigyan mo kasi ng kulay sa buhay ko. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Single kasi ako eh. Ako ay isang exam. Kaya sagutin mo na ako. Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang LBM. Ang hirap pigilan. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko… Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo. Uy papicture! Para ma-develop tayo! Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita? Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss. Can i take your picture? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas! Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh! Lecture mo ba ako? Lab kasi kita. Centrum ka ba? Kasi You Complete Me! Miss pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Kasi type kita. I hate to say this but… You...