Crazy Question and Answer

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1)Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

2)Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man
beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue
would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

3)BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

4)BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

5). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I
don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just

6) In the bus:
A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
A: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia why don't you try again or
should i try this time."

7)GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

8) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man
beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue
would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

9)Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you
say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good cook.

10)boy: What do you call an Ugly cow?
Girl: What?
Boy: Ikaw!(ICOW?)

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