1)Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? 2)Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. 3)BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. 4)BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? 5). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just 6) In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? A: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia why don't you try again or should i try this time." 7)GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... 8) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. 9)Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say p...