Estoryahe jokes!

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Estoryaheee

Kalma lang!



boy: gisumbag nako ako natagbo ganina miga.mura daw kog magdadaro kung mag uban ta!
girl: kalma lang gud,nganu ka ingon man sya to migo?
boy: kay mura daw kag kabaw!
girl: piste,nganu wa man nimo patya!!!!

nyahaha…estoryaheeee



A Very Cheesy Story!

girl: miss mo ba ako?
boy: miss pa karun,pila ka adlaw misis na tika…ayeee

ayeeeeee..estoryaheeeeeeeeeeeeeee



True Story!

True Story: sa department store naa wafa na salesLady niduol ug niask…
SalesLady: sir, unsay imo?
Me: (tn-aw s iyang mata) Pwde IKAW..

hahaha..la katubag ang saleslady ui!..dah!..hahaha



Best I’ve Read! Nothing Personal!

Sexy girl nangumpisal. ..
Pari: Iha, unsa may imong sala?
Girl: Father, ug makabati kog lalaki nga mamalikas, di nako mapugngan makig-*** niya!
Pari: Buang, ka leche gud anang sala-a, peste! Ataya nuh!


ICU
Boy:Uy, mahal!Ingon sa doktor, grabe na jud daw ang akoang sakit sa puso..
Girl: HA?! unsa?! unsa man daw ang gi-ingon sa mga doktor?!
!Boy: Duha ra daw akoang pilion…

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..it’s either ICU or you see me. ♥

eeestoryaheee.



For the Girls (Back Fired)! :D

boy: mura lage kag alarm clock mis!
girl: karaan nana,kay sa ako ra ga tuyok imo kalibutan?old skul
boy: dili oi,kay circle man gud kag nawng murag annoying orange..wahaha

estoryaheee



Cool Pick up line, but it’s kinda weird! hehe!

Boy: Miss, mura lage ka ug MUTA…
Girl: Huh? Kalain pod ana oi…
Boy: Kay lisod man kaayo ka tang-tangon sa akong Panan-aw gud…

E-E-E-E-E-ESTORYAHEEE!!!!!!!!


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